@fast food: You know, this doesn’t bug me at all — I can’t eat McBeast cheese. Eating a double cheeseburger always left me clutching my stomach afterward (it’s my hangover relief food). However, order it sans cheese, and I am (relatively) fine. So, with the changes, I’ll have to remember to order a McDouble (sans 1 slice of cheese) instead of a double cheeseburger minus (2 slices of cheese) — because, according to the posts following the article, I’ll be charged a $1.19 for the DC and .99 for the McDouble. I guess it costs more labor-wise not to put the cheese on it. Or something.

Oh Ronald, you and your shenanigans … just had to have that jewel-encrusted clown car, right?